5 things you shouldn’t say to your pregnant wife

A list of things you probably shouldn’t say to your wife when she’s 9 months pregnant. Notice: I did not say ALL of these things to my wife, but may have learned the hard way on a few.

1)   Make a me a sandwich

2)   I can’t wait till you get your figure back.

3)   If your breast don’t stay that large, I’ll get you a boob job, the only time your failing with two a’s.

4)   Man my stomach hurts!

5)   You sure you want to eat all that? Feeding you is expensive.

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