5 things you shouldn’t say to your pregnant wife
A list of things you probably shouldn’t say to your wife when she’s 9 months pregnant. Notice: I did not say ALL of these things to my wife, but may have learned the hard way on a few.
1) Make a me a sandwich
2) I can’t wait till you get your figure back.
3) If your breast don’t stay that large, I’ll get you a boob job, the only time your failing with two a’s.
4) Man my stomach hurts!
5) You sure you want to eat all that? Feeding you is expensive.